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  • > Subject: Frenchisms
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    >> "France has neither winter nor summer nor morals.
    >> Apart from these drawbacks it is a fine country.
    >> France has usually been governed by prostitutes." Mark
    >> Twain.
    >>
    >> "I would rather have a German division in front of me
    >> than a French one behind me." General George S.
    >> Patton.
    >>
    >> "Going to war without France is like going deer
    >> hunting without your accordion." Secretary of Defense
    >> Donald Rumsfeld.
    >>
    >> "We can stand here like the French, or we can do
    >> something about it." Marge Simpson
    >>
    >> "As far as I'm concerned, war always means failure"
    >> Jacques Chirac, President of France
    >>
    >> "As far as France is concerned, you're right." Rush
    >> Limbaugh
    >>
    >> "The only time France wants us to go to war is when
    >> the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee."
    >> Regis Philbin.
    >>
    >> "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and
    >> not dressed any better, on average, than the citizens
    >> of Baltimore. True, you can sit outside in
    >> Paris and drink little cups of coffee, but why this is
    >> more stylish than sitting inside and drinking large
    >> glasses of whisky I don't know." P.J
    >> O'Rourke (1989).
    >>
    >> "You know, the French remind me a little bit of an
    >> aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to
    >> dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for
    >> it." John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona.
    >>
    >> "You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam
    >> Hussein? Because he hates America, he loves mistresses
    >> and wears a beret. He is French, people." Conan
    >> O'Brien
    >>
    >> "I don't know why people are surprised that France
    >> won't help us get Saddam out of Iraq. After all,
    >> France wouldn't help us get Hitler out of France
    >> either" Jay Leno.
    >>
    >> "The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it
    >> came marching into Paris under a German flag." David
    >> Letterman
    >>
    >> Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who
    >> lives in Canada. Ted Nugent.
    >>
    >> War without France would be like ... uh ... World War
    >> II.
    >>
    >> "The favorite bumper sticker in Washington D.C. right
    >> now is one that says
    >> 'First Iraq, then France.'" Tom Brokaw.
    >>
    >> "What do you expect from a culture and a nation that
    >> exerted more of its national will fighting against
    >> Disney World and Big Macs than the Nazis?"
    >> Dennis Miller.
    >>
    >> "It is important to remember that the French have
    >> always been there when they needed us." Alan Kent
    >>
    >> "They've taken their own precautions against
    >> al-Qa'ida. To prepare for an attack, each Frenchman is
    >> urged to keep duct tape, a white flag, and a
    >> three-day supply of mistresses in the house." Argus
    >> Hamilton
    >>
    >> "Somebody was telling me about the French Army rifle
    >> that was being advertised on eBay the other day -- the
    >> description was, 'Never shot.
    >> Dropped once.'" Rep. Roy Blunt (MO)
    >>
    >> "The French will only agree to go to war when we've
    >> proven we've found truffles in Iraq." Dennis Miller
    >>
    >> Raise your right hand if you like the French ... raise
    >> both hands if you are French.
    >>
    >> Q. What did the mayor of Paris say to the German Army
    >> as they entered the city in WWII?
    >>
    >> A. Table for 100,000 m'sieur?
    >>
    >> "Do you know how many Frenchmen it takes to defend
    >> Paris? It's not known, it's never been tried." Rep. R.
    >> Blount (MO)
    >>
    >> "Do you know it only took Germany three days to
    >> conquer France in WWII? And that's because it was
    >> raining." John Xereas, Manager, DC Improv.
    >>
    >> The AP and UPI reported that the French Government
    >> announced after the London bombings that it has raised
    >> its terror alert level from Run to Hide.
    >> The only two higher levels in France are Surrender and
    >> Collaborate. The rise in the alert level was
    >> precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed
    >> France's white flag factory, effectively disabling
    >> their military.
    >>
    >> French Ban Fireworks at Euro Disney
    >> (AP), Paris, March 5, 2003 The French Government
    >> announced today that it is imposing a ban on the use
    >> of fireworks at Euro Disney. The decision comes
    >> the day after a nightly fireworks display at the park,
    >> located just 30 miles outside of Paris, caused the
    >> soldiers at a nearby French Army garrison to surrender
    >> to a group of Czech tourists.

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