Germany is terrible

We moved over here when i was 4. Im half american and half german. Its been 14 years here now and i cant express how much i hate it here.
Im finally old enough to move away and will be moving back to the states in november.
Germans are mean
Germans are rude
German TV is the most terrible shit ever.
countless sports channels and every single one doesnt have any other sport than soccer, 24/7.
if theres no game going on at the moment they show repeats from 20 years ago. Germany made me hate soccer.
German pork is only ok, but generally all food is beyond acceptable.
For the last 3 years we've had reports of germans selling rotten meat all over germany to save money, and no real action is taken against it.
There are countless stupid laws here, even though its noce to drink when only 18 =P.
All people here are uptight. Throughout school and lateron ive seen germans and foreigners mixed in the classes. And all germans(ALL) were instinctively rassist against the others.
Many hate American because they dont follow the pollution ideals germany follows. but i'd rather pollute the environment a bit more than sell my soul to this uptight regiment.
As said before, there is actually a party that people can legally vote for which consists only of neo nazi's who have the same idea of hitler. they had people on tv saying that their biggest role-model was hitles himself.
Taxes here are unbelieveably terrible.52 cents from every euro is taxed away. You get LESS then HALF of what you earn.
Now to something i have to say to my fellow americans. be happy about your fuel prices. The other day i compared the us and the german fuel prices and they turned out to be more than 3 times as expensive in germany. And im not lying about that. Of course there are a couple people in germany that are ok, but finding those is really like winning in the lottery. All germans who were good and i liked strengely couldnt stand the country either and couldnt wait to leave.
My friends consists mainly of russians and brits living over here because they as i myself dont like germans.
All germans are really snobbish and mean, i have to say again. noone will greet you on the street or anywhere... even if you make eye contact and greet them first.
WHat pisses me off most is what germans think of themselves. " We have the best cars, the best beer the best electronics the best pluming the best car mecanics the best sool-degrees, the best people" Ive heard every single one of those claims several times in my life before and they never failed to set me into a rage.
Germans really and undoubtedly thing that they are the best people in the best country.
Buildings here are old and crappy. People say that they are monuments or places of great memories but they dont even restore them. And those that they restore, they do so poorly that noone has any intrest in them afterwards.
Germany is a country of farmers, if you like it or not. And most look worse than any trailor trash in the states.
To the issue of bald ppl here... I dunno where it came from but its true. there are tons. Women acome in strange varieties. 99.999 % look so terrible that you rather look at a pile of bullshit, and the other 0.001 % are the exact opposite. but those are past rare.
Guys look as bad or worse anyhow.
Clothing styles are retarded here, and teenagers are idiots without own brains. They follow the perfect stereotype of radical teenagers that hate their parents.
Ahh and to something i love about the states and hate about germany. Comedy. There are many comedy shows in germany but they are just comedy shows because they are labeled "comedy" but its just people who can make weird faces and look like they have no brains. Also the topics are more then idiotic. Stand-up comedians here are rare, but those that exist are terrible, spare one that once in a while says something funny.
But go to the states and put on Comedy Central. Instantly youll have a selection of thousands of brilliant comedy shows and stand-up comedians. ALso the german comedy mostly revolves about them beeing raccist.
Lastly the language. Its incredible hard to learn and it has more rules than any other language i know.
Lastly nr.2(i kepp remembering stuff xD) the movies here are always terrible. They never have a good topic.German movies are mostly full of characters who are told to act gay( i dont care if you are gay. I have nothing against gay ppl, but they rly do this here), also most are old fashioned, old farmers.
Music here is terrible.there are songs like:" finger im poo, mexico" which translates into: "finger in your ass, mexico". They do that because it rhymes and everytime ppl laugh about it. only germans of course. Foreigners have humors.
Also there are tond of songs that are about soccer.
AHH then then the commercials we have. They last 15-20 minutes on the television and appear every 20 min of watching tv.
And usually those are to 70% about soccer.
Im sure i could come up with more but i think ive said enough.
Im not ignorant since i lived most of my life hereand now i can say withoubt any doubt in my mind that i hate germany to death.
I really dont reccomend germany to any tourists, but if yo dont belioebve me move there and live there for several year(at least 5 years) then we will talk again. If you experienced niceness on trips to germany, you either werent in germany or you look very german, so they didnt notice that you arent german.
Thats all for me. America Rocks. Seeya later. Out

Randoh 08 Июн 2008, 09:31 - Report