Just how rude and stupid are the French? Ask me I know!

• The homeless COWBOY living in France story
  In French it’s SDF (without fix housing no it’s no I don’t have a motor home or mobile home)
  
  My father, he join the American Army to help fight the Nazis. He came to France to do his duty for god and country as he said. He meets and marries a French woman my mother. I was born in Paris, France because my father and mother were still living in France at the time I was born. I am a duo citizen I am both American and French or Franco-American. I have all the paper up to date and can prove it. I live most of my life in the United States of American because my father wanted it this way he never felt I was French. He hated the French. The French did not have his work ethic and no boy of his was going be raised a pink Frenchy fag that why he left France to never return. My father is a big hard redneck cowboy a man of very few words but when he spoke it was with fire and he only said it once or his neck would turn red then he was mad. I learn to believe ever thing he said because I did not like it when he was mad. My mother is French my grandmother is French my great-grandmother is French all born on French soil. I was born here in France I’m at less half French no matter what my father thinks and so I said today I have French blood flowing though my veins (that was what I said before 2002). My father hates the French but marries a Frenchy he raise three children with a Frenchy and on French soil for many years hating ever minute of it. Why did he stay? I do not know. One day my mother asks me why don’t I come to France and find my ROOTS see family after all blood is thicker then water. If that was not enough she said come and drink the wine and eat the cheese with French breads (it a French thing you have wine, cheese and bread you have life ever thing the don’t worry be happy mind set). I know most Americans don’t understand this but the wines here are not what most Americans like or would buy it just to try it but I have come to an understanding of wines like many French have, it good stuff and it cheaper then water it true; it maybe hard to believe but true you have to live here to understand all this I know in the States life it not like this.
  I came to France because my mother ask me to be French I started on the wrong foot I try to start on the right foot with a glass of wine in one hand and my American I-D card in the other I did not yet have a French I-D card (you must have one by French law) I sat as low as I could for 9 months looking for my paper work to get my I-D card I live in fear of going to Bagne de la Guyane a penal colony of the French to be sentenced to hard labor for years. I had never been to prison and not having a French I-D card and then say I was French their throw away the key I never get out. I was told by French people the French have a very bad prison system they could lose you in paper work for months and find you dead. Is this true? I believe it. I had no money, no food and no home but I was told don’t worry it’s France be happy I was told the French government will help me get on my feet just do you’re paper work for the French government or go to Bagne de la Guyane I run to get my paper work started but found it takes months to get any paper work started. Don’t look to start any thing in the Summer months and during the work strikes and any Friday how about the three and four day weekends (two four day weekends back to back is four days off one day of work and then four days off and that one day of work what get done on that day a strike day off or a sick day off that’s 9 days of a no work weekend and don’t forget the day before the weekend and the last day of the weekend can make 11 days of nothing being done, the long weekends go on for three months and on top of that some offices closed down for a month for a total of 3 to 4 months of slow to a compete stop work being done). It can take 4 months to get a I-D Card. When I said 4 months that on a good year some times 5 to 6 months is average for the I-D card to be made and sent to you. You may need any were from one to six different piece of paper depending on if he had coffee and if he had his sick day off in the big weekend so he rested and he had his caffeine you must kiss his as* then he might help you. His job is not to help some one that dose not know this is a rule of France and then here comes a dumb Cowboy know it all smartas* me. Each piece of paper I had to find that were hidden all over France I’m lucky it don’t take a YEAR I was a smartas*. My mistake was not ask the right question at the right time meaning that I already know the answer but that I should have ask it before I left. So I learn to ask questions but never the right one because I don’t already know the answer but if I know the answer I would not ask the question. I have live on both sides of the Atlantic Ocean. Life is not the same on either side but I am here now and can not just walk away from France or I just might. Why would I leave France after the French government is like this with everybody? The French do live to have a care free life style with wine, cheese and bread and for a love of red tape paper work. The French wrote the book on how paper work can make more paper work and not get the one paper you need. I ask the question why do I need this paper work? He don’t know he made the paper work and know what was for. Or were do I go to get the next paper work? It in town some were on the other side of town next to the….. ? He don’t know or he don’t want to tell me because it was the wrong question. I got this in ever government office in town the person would do what he thought was his job and most of the time it was less then what his title was but never so low as to say he pick up the trash. I said he made the trash he should pick up the trash he said that the garbageman job he don’t get it. His job is to do as little as he can of his job so he sleep well knowing he got over on the system he out smarted the MAN! He wins the system loses.
  All this aside can be done I have never work here in France never paid a penny in taxes so for the most part I don’t give a dam about the French and their work ethic or lack of one if it true what my father told me. I never voted or paid any taxes so I don’t like the French is not an issue until issue one thing happen to me that can not be undone, yes the French government did give money ever month at some 300 Euros and the city of Perpignan (a city in southern France) then gave me an apartment with a very low rent and free medical care for me. Then the police for some reason wanted me I had not committed any crimes in France but I have been arrested 6 times and imprison twice for crimes I did not do. I have proof I don’t do the crimes and that the police did not like that and have told me so. I have been beating and kick had stuff stolen from me by the police even had my cane broken by the police. I need a cane to walk with because my father in law try to kill me by running me over with his car he broke my knee. My father in law is French my mothers 2nd husband he was found guilt of the crime he was told to pay me money but have yet to see any money. I was found handicap by French law that said I can get more money but lose my medical care I have no medical care and can not pay for it. My apartment was so bad that I could not heat my apartment because the windows are broken the police broke the windows six of them and the HLM the office in charge of my building will not fix the windows the apartment also had no insulation in three out side walls I also have varicose veins in advance stages so I can not deal with a some what cooler weather I get cold easy so I need all the walls with insulation in them I told that the HLM but will not fix the walls even though by French law their have fix the walls. I ask for this to be done 5 years ago and now the HLM have taking all my stuff all my winter clothes and left me a handful of clothes for summer. My bed was bought just for my legs that I no longer have. I eat dog food for one year had no water in my apartment. The HLM also try to take my handicap money that put me in the physiological hospital. I can say that the French government haves try to kill me in more then one way or get me in prison for crimes I have not done.
  I found that the French government is a dumbas* and needs to be kick in the as* so I did so. On the front door of a police station I sprayed painted the word COWBOY on the big front door as big as the door and on the front door step of police station I sprayed painted HOUSE OF PIGS in a mostly Muslims neighborhood because Muslims don’t like pigs and the police are not like as well by them. I had taking pictures of most of my crime spree the day of. The police said I insulted them and I need to be arrest by 12 arm men. Me with a cane I had a broken knee and very bad varicose veins, try and out run 12 guys less then 10 feet away from me. I was held for two days by the police before their sent me to a physiological hospital. WHY? Because I must be crazy even mad I also glue the locks of 7 city offices and the office of The Rights of Man I sprayed painted COWBOY over the whole building so that ever thing need to be repainted by the city it was done by the office personnel the very next day. I also put a chain and padlock on 7 city office doors I even lock the Mayor out of his office. I did this THREE times. I broke French law and did not even get a ticket I got beat and tore my overalls and stole more of my stuff even toke my French I-D card luckily I had two. Why did the police do this to me? At first the police do not know who did the graffiti. Don’t worry be happy is a French philosophy as song by Georges Moustaki : La Philosophie it goes some thing like this (you have all your life to play, you have all your death to rest). I told the police I did the graffiti put glue in the door locks and chain doors to lock the city office personnel and any visitor to that office (I had the pictures on me when I was arrested as proof I did the crime my cane and hat were in the pictures the police toke two days of investigate the crime and said I did not do the crime). Why I do it? To get people to ask why lock out the people and why are the police pigs? Because the mayor is a liar and a thief and so are the police. The police today want my as* in prison and are looking for any reason to do so it or have me lock up in some nut house for the crazy ones and I must one of crazy ones. Crazy enough to make graffiti on police doors and say I did it. Now that is just nuts. No one tells the truth of the crime that deliberate disrespects the police in front of the Muslims like I did and live to tell about to other Muslims. Yes my life is on the line but the HLM wants me to so one way or the other my life have been cut short it just a question of time. I going to leave to this life I leave like a man. That why I put this on a web site to get my story out there. I’m told that the French people are lead to believe that there is no homeless and if any it very few that not what I see and I’m homeless maybe it takes one to know.
  
  So between the mayor office and the Police I have lost all my stuff been in more pain from not being able to eat good and being beating and my legs have gotten worse because of all this the beating and not having my medicine because the HLM office toke all my medicine I had a home filled with things like stove, refrigerator and a dinning room table to eat on by French law the HLM can not take that away from me but did none the less. My life is about to flush down the toilet. I wrote ever French Government office in this country even the President of France yes Nicolas Sarkozy Office but their did nothing. The police and the mayor of this city toke my life and put out it to dry and I am just to let it happen in a nutshell it all of the French Government haves fail to help one of it own. What do I think of France now? Lets see the country is beautiful the wine and cheese are great it just not a country to live in especial if you poor or in need of help. In other words the wine and cheese is not enough as for the beautiful country I can go home. The French Government can deport my as* right out of here but it illegal to deport a French citizen but wait their can break any law their want like throw a disable man out of his home and make up lies to cover their as*. The HLM toke me to court with out tell me or my lawyer of the case so as to win because I was not there the judge said I was at fault I have never been able to tell a judge any of this. Why is the HLM lying? The Mayor lets it happen. Because the mayor is a big time liar. His office have lied to me more then once so I don’t say I think he a liar I know he is a liar and by French law I maybe breaking another law. I maybe going to prison for this crime. Tell me some thing I don’t know.
  For any one that like to see the pictures I toke of the police station or the mayor office e-mail me at [email removed]
  The French Government people just don’t like to do the job it set out to do until their get mud in their in eye. Me I will be happy to do it but not until it all over their face. Stand aside Colonel Mud because I be swing mud ever were. Please come back to see what else I have done to the French Government. As I have lots of plans just buying some time. You will even found it funny not so for the government office. Lots of laughs mayor of Perpignan.
  
  What do I think of the French people after all the bullshi* I have been though? They are the most unpretentious arrogant aristocratic elitist social class of bourgeois people I have ever met. The kings of France have long ago lost their power over the poor. The royalty alive today with a silver spoon in their mouth like the Marie Antoinettes of yesterday have little to no power left. What is a bourgeois today? It’ s middle working class French person many of them have jobs with the government thinking of them self as better then the rest of us commoners even a co-work that haves the same job title is less then him. He is not the king but just below him. What does this mean? Will he is better then most only the king is better but if ever the people storm the Bastille we can not cut off his head like you can a king. Why is that? Because he only followed orders from the king and after all France is now a socialistic country that haves a king that can not be found. Even the president of France is safe with this chain of command. Why? Because the king is out there some were. Napoleon Bonaparte was not a king of France or king of the French but he did crown himself as Emperor of the French; King of Italy; Mediator of the Swiss Confederation; Protector of the Confederation of the Rhine and he sat on the Imperial Throne it’s a real chair and live in castles though out France.
  What the different between Emperor and king? I look it up and here it is :
  
  Emperor , The male ruler of an empire. The domain ruled by an emperor; the region over which imperial dominion is exercised. Emperor is more important then a king and in theory is above a king better then a king god like. Imperial Dominion : power exerted over others: control or command wielded over others like a king.
  
  A King : male sovereign: a man or boy who rules as a monarch over an independent state that ruled with dominion from a castle. I know many people believe that the Emperor and king are not the same and if that true the president is also not the same.
  
  Is it true that both George Walker Bush and Nicolas Sarkozy both lied to cover up some other lies what ever their say it like as if god said it, their live in very big homes with plush chairs with more then their need. Both are rich like kings and yet their are not kings. No Crowns on their heads look closer their both have titles few of us have like knighthood and the blood lines of the Queen of England. I did hear that history repeats it’s self from some were.
  
  I have royal blue line from my father side of the family and yet I’m homeless, a few clothes and a little money. My dinner is dog food it is plush if I don’t eat it in a can. I was told to thank Jean-Paul Alduy (the lying mayor of Perpignan) and Nicolas Sarkozy (the lying president/ king of France) for being homeless.
  
  Nicolas Sarkozy was born in French and his mother no one else in his family was born in France. Nicolas Sarkozy also haves royal aristocratic elitist blood line and financial ties to the Bush family that making him lots of money the Carlyle Group and ties to Zionist movement.
  He is a war monger. He profited from the war and the World Bank crashes. He already haves more money then he will ever need for the rest of his and his children lives and wants more money. I don’t have a home WHY? Were is the money to make me a home to live in? Who got the money? I don’t know. Can I Nicolas Sarkozy were it at maybe in his wallet. After all he has millions of Euros and two BIG beautiful homes; he a liar. I only have 600 Euros ever month and no home and have not lied to the French government. I get put in prison for tell the truth.
  I also like to add I been in French PRISON three times for crimes the French police made up.

  Ivan Abell aka Big Pain in Frenchy Ass THE COWBOY 16 nov 2008, 12:10 - Signaler un abus

French people are rude?