Switzerland is GAY
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I often use this word when describing Switzerland in a condensed or abbreviated form.
The word "Gay", in this sense, isn't used with any of the traditional ties to sexual preference, homosexual slandering, or even the previous connection to a euphoric emotional state.
I use the word Gay in a more neo-classic/ contemporary-colloquial tense, ie:
ex - man who shaves his body hair
re - "dude... that's gay"
ex - man with purse
re - "dude... that looks gay"
ex - any language that ends all words with "li"
re - "dude... that sounds gay"
ex - parking attendant who gives you a ticket for 2.75 minutes over the meter
re - "dude... you are f#@king gay"
ex - person who tucks their undershirt into their underwear
re - "dude... that is gay"
...and I think you get the idea.
Most of the other horrible things I could have said after 2 years in Switzerland have already been beaten to death here, so I thought I would try a fresh angle. Coming from Southern California, and having lived in many foreign countries over the past 12 years, I moved to CH without any prejudices or preconceptions. I had never visited a forum like this, nor had I spent any previous extended amounts of time in CH to develop sour tastes or spoiled dreams.
I consider myself a very well-rounded person, culturally, emotionally, socially, scholastically, etc, etc, etc.... and I've never "disliked" a country, culture, or people in any of my travels or life experiences.
Switzerland, with all of its nuances and idiosyncrasies... is a horrible place. I patiently count-down the days until my working contract here is completed.
I would like to type this one more time... like a freedom for my fingers and an outlet for my mind:
"Switzerland is a Horrible Place".VERY WELL SAID 20 Aug 2008, 04:29 - Report
Switzerland sucks
- just very real
- Wow
- 2nd that....
- so, so...
- that's bs
- Ranger from texas....is this a lord from 14th century?....
- Switzerland blows
- CH??
- Retards?
- Stupid Swiss asshole
- Who's the racist in here???
- Citizen Z is gay
- stay at home all you antiswiss idiots
- ^^^Typical Swiss bastard
- Your country??
- and silence reigned...
- ^^ Typical swiss asshole
- es horrible leer esto
- canadian guy? yeah, yeah...
- @the traveller
- Switzerland sucks
- @don giovanni
- there's no point in it
- lol
- my 5 cents
- El país perfecto no existe
- switzerland is cool
- A clash of cultures
- boring???
- who cares
- retarded??
- si no les gusta suiza pos vayanse a otra parte
- I'm swiss but....
- It is just an experience in our lives
- Image, just image
- True
- Wow
- Anti-Swiss are stupid dickheads
- look into the mirror you assholes
- It's sad...
- Your post is just such a shitty, stupid generalization
- Swiss are blind
- Ignorance is bliss for the pro-uberSwiss...
- and more bullshit from "swiss lady"
- Swearing doesn't make your point stronger
- Pointing fingers!!
- @another Swiss
- Dear Beat It (a Michael Jackson fan?)
- The name of the topic.
- Thanks Swiss Lady